pjrv : Messages : 2523-2554 of 4038
#2523 From: "pjgaenir"
Date: Sun Mar 9, 2003 12:33 am
Subject: March of the Chickens. pjgaenir
Here's a humor project for March, for any of you so inclined.
Rich posted a very funny email on chickens to the FREEVENT list. I
posted my own version, inspired by his.
Anybody interested, add your 'chicken version' of any person or
method in remote viewing. I'll compile anything contributed and put
it in an upcoming 'RV Humor' category on Firedocs RV. ;-)
I'm cross-posting the founding posts below so you get the idea. -- PJ
> Rich K wrote:
> > Fwd: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
> This is not good tasking. Which chicken? Which road?
> More importantly, it is not a good idea for
> RVers to try to get into the
> minds of chickens. One could get caught up
> and wind up clucking instead of
> babbling and become hooked on a diet of corn.
> Detoxing is difficult as some
> people regress back to an egglike state...
> similar to ERVing or lieing in a
> cubicle at Monroe.
> There is more but it is secret.
CRV: The chicken, road, and crossing, have valid feedback, and hence
are acceptable as a target, unlike the chickens used by other
methods, which nobody currently has a name and mailing address for so
they don't really count. P.S. We are usually nice to them in public
though. We are nice to chickens, too. (Well, some of us.)
(a) Describe in a single handwritten page the relationship of the
chicken to the road.
(b) No, the chicken has NEVER been abducted by aliens.
(a) Provide a statistical outline of the accuracy of your data for
each of the points: chicken, crossing, and road. Report the
tabulated percentage of this analysis to me for databasing, and
request more practice targets. Wait 10 years for more targets. Don't
complain. Get your own chicken.
(b) Yes, I believe your far out paranoid chicken story. I confirm
everything. The government is definitely secretly doing this. In
fact, I have crossed that exact road myself, too.
(c) It was a STRAY chicken.
It is a lonely chicken, but that's the life. That chicken has been
hassled and persecuted. But you as the viewer will learn to face
these things WITH the chicken. Lie down on the floor.
SRV: The chicken was apparently run over, but the viewer tasked this
described in nearly perfect detail the Galactic Hall.
("They did however get the color of the walls incorrect." -- C.B.)
TRV: We told you about the chicken, you just don't remember, but we
were right, as always. Don't listen to anybody else's chicken. We
are the experts on chicken. If you dare mention chicken on your own
we will ban you, your progeny, and all people who share the letter of
your first name from our website for the rest of eternity, or until
our founder Ed gets a prediction right, whichever comes first.
founder Ed (Dames): I am the sole source of authority on chickens. I
personally trained and developed the advanced performance for
chickens, as well as supervised and fine tuned all crossing done by
all chickens anywhere. My expert remote viewing team (better than
anything the military ever had) has uncovered the REAL truth about
the historical "crossing", as well as about the secret impending fate
of the chicken, and in fact, all chickens. My team has been working
on this project for over a year now and I feel obliged to -- well
Art, I MUST share this with you, it is the moral thing to do, people
need to be prepared -- you may as well know -- the sky is falling.
Art: The Sky is falling.
Ed: That's right Art. And I, I really wish this wasn't the answer,
and we looked at several other timelines, but in the end, this was
always it, every time, we came back to the sky, and it's just falling.
Art: Well what -- what should people do? What will you do?
Ed: Well I have obtained a, a small place, I can't give you details
of course, but a, a place where the sky won't fall.
Ghengis Gene: Don't piss off MY chicken. That does it. You crossed
the road. Now my chicken is pissed off. Let me count the ways, and
I'm starting with YOU.
Wheaton: I have my OWN chicken. My chicken deserves to be recognized
with everybody else's chicken damn it.
Angela Thompson-Smith: I have a chicken too. In fact I am trained
and teach several different methods of crossing. I have a background
in scientifically studying chickens. And now, I have a Ph.D. in
chickens, too. I don't understand why I never get as many well
funded chickens pursuing me for training as the CRV guys. I'm
currently offering a half price special, an accelerated class in road-
crossing. At the end of this class, you will be able to track any
chicken across the road. It only takes a few days, and the price is
right. But wait, there's more! For only....
McMoneagle: I ah, I can't speak to chickens, nor to crossing of
roads, as this has not been tested under controlled conditions and
published from the science lab, and um, until this has been
demonstrated scientifically, I'm um, I'm going to have to say I've
never seen any evidence for chickens crossing roads.
Who did I miss?? :-)
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#2524 From: "Nita Hickok"
Date: Sun Mar 9, 2003 12:43 am
Subject: Re: March of the Chickens. nitahickok
You missed HRVG and what would happen to a chicken on Stargate as
it is argued over the method to view, whether the chicken is mentally
impaired and subject to the disabled american act. Does the chicken
have ethics, and did he secretly poop in the archives where all of
the posts aren't available on chicken crossing. Does the chicken have
a agenda and in whose camp did the chicken cross into?
Aaack. I missed TDS, humorously enough since I've been posting so much about
Pru's essay otherwise! You're right -- hey, while I'm making fun of everybody,
I should make fun of other lists? LOL! Now someday, somebody is gonna start
making fun of me, and it's just not going to be as funny I bet. ;-) PJ
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#2536 From: TaraMori...
Date: Sun Mar 9, 2003 2:12 am
Subject: Re: March of the Chickens. TaraMori...
> Here's a humor project for March, for any of you so inclined.
roflmao PJ! Those were great. :)
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#2554 From: Karl Boyken
Date: Sun Mar 9, 2003 2:57 pm
Subject: Re: March of the Chickens. kboyken
How about this?
Monroe: Place the chicken in your energy conversion box and close
the heavy lid. Then, begin your preparatory process: resonant
clucking, followed by the affirmation "The chicken is more than
its physical body." Then, go to Focus Hen, and I will meet you
there. We cannot guarantee that you will have an out-of-poultry
experience, but the experience you do have will be exactly right
> Anybody interested, add your 'chicken version' of any person or
> method in remote viewing. I'll compile anything contributed and put
> it in an upcoming 'RV Humor' category on Firedocs RV. ;-)
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#2526 From: David
Date: Sun Mar 9, 2003 1:47 am
Subject: Re: March of the Chickens. a_healey56
Rich, how could you forget about about Pru? :-)
Moderator's note: My fault, I did. Rich didn't address the methods/people
individually, he did the don't-do-mind-melds with chickens part. ;-) PJ
pjrv : Messages : 2593-2593 of 4038
#2593 From: Rocheleh
Date: Mon Mar 10, 2003 4:10 pm
Subject: Re: Re: March of the Chickens. rochelehhakt...
> Like I diddle around with some cartoon, comic strip type stuff
> especially working up ideas for painting. And I've been
> mentally "sitting on the egg " of doing a RV oriented comic book,
> strip, storyboard ?
I have been thinking of producing an RV-related comic strip for around
two months now. This far the problem was, I didn't really have ideas. I
had characters at one point, but no sharp, witty lines that they could
say. I didn't really have time, exams and such, so I put it off for a
later time. This deserves effort from me, if I ever decide on doing it.